Our Beloved Board
Sister Spanka The Pups
President
I wanted to become a sister to be there when someone needs words of encouragement. I’m here to hopefully help someone when they are in need. I want to help the community and to let people know that you can be you and be loved and its ok! I also want to be there to support my fellow LCS Family when they need someone. Pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
Sister Guard Mumu Buckaroo
Vice President
Mumu is a full of love and trinkets, and glitter, and slime. Literally, they bleeds trinkets, and glitter, and slime. They may change Their name to trinket tommorow, but today it’s Mumu (ask them why, i dare you?). Absurdity is next to enlightenment, and chaos the path to creation. (chicken sounds intensify) They’re super passionate about making a weird little family and embracing the joy of Appalachia. Gimmie Soy Ginger dressing, pls.
Sister Oma Tukkas
Treasure-her
Think of your favorite wine-drunk, childless aunt, who shows up at Easter with a queued-up playlist and a smile? That’s Oma! She’s blown away by what she and her siblings can do through the SPI! Her boisterous granny soul manifests to battle anxiety (hers & others), and has become the Expressive Magical Clowntrovert you see before you! Rejoice in the love of miracle whip!!!
Guard Dante Madrigal
Sexytary
Sizzle sizzle, whats cooking? Gitchee Gitchee Goo, means I love you! Eep op orp ah ah, and that means I love you! Eat Horseradish, yum.
Sister Mary Mother Inferior
Member at Large
I believe in SPI because I believe in the power of community. One person may be able to change a few minds and hearts, but a community of believers can change the world. As a person who grew up in the Appalachians I have seen the importance of community. I dream of a community who believes in each other and in the power of love to create a different reality!
I love mayonnaise, the taste , the consistency, the way it catches the light when it drops on my chest…mayonnaise just looks like something I want in my mouth!
Our Sacred Siblings
Who’s that nun?
Sister Alotta Squirrels
I’m definitely a bread n butter pickle girl. But all pickles are good. To me, being a sister means that I’m a part of an amazing group of humans that will leave a serious mark in the universe. We as humans are like pebbles tossed in a pond we make ever growing ripples but the sisters are the boulder making real waves and real change.
creature from another dimension
Sister Lolo
This Dumpster Muppet performs locally , On stage, live and in person! Ask him about his famous pickled herring trick! He loves loving love, and he knows how to do it. His Amazing family is enjoyable and they do many things for fun. They are always ready to fart the entire original Trek theme song on command. If you’re looking for a man who loves that gross purple ketchup from the 90’s, look no further, as he has many bottles stored away for a rainy day. Hell make your dreams come true.
Cat Herder, Tea for the Living and the Dead
Guard Moviephone
Moviephone became a guard to show that there’s a space for femme presenting people to express their masculine side. The Name was gift, much like her gift of gab! (seriously look at any LCS group photo and you’ll likely see them, mouth wide open, forever frozen in the middle of sharing some unnecessary fact or bizarre tirade). Her favorite event so far is a tie between the inaugural bingo (where she lost her voice, but refused to give up the mic) and the 2023 TriPride Parade (where they shouted blessings at innocent bystanders). She loves mustard and pickles.
The Owls are not what they seem.
Guard Scout
Scout has mad heathen skills. Want a beautiful crocheted cryptid friend? I bet she has one for you. Compassion and understanding pour forth from her like sunshine and springtime on whole wheat toast.
Put a little love in your heart!
Sister Enya Holler
Sister Enya joined the Sisters as a form of protest against the current political environment, which she sees as increasingly hostile to LGBTQ+ people and other marginalized groups.
Enya’s drag name is a reference to the singer Enya, whose Georgian chant style of music has a religious overtone. Holler to indicate we are not afraid to speak out for what we believe in. It is also a double entendre, letting people know that the Sisters are literally in your holler.
Enya believes that humor and camp can be powerful tools for social change and is also committed to providing cover to others in the community who may not want to be in the spotlight.
Her favorite condoment is a nice warming lu… oh, condiment. Does a tub of buttercream frosting count?
Shanita, Shanita, Shanita.
Sister Shanita Margarita (with a Salty Rimm)
In the fall of 1963 a fabulous bae bae was born in a redneck Florida town…where you know they don’t say GAY! Shanita Dahling was her name. After overcoming childhood adversity she joined the military to fight for her rights a as an open proud glitter Warrior! Shanita continues on to advocate against hate, domestic terrorism, and social injustice by spreading love, light, and joy.
The Hills have Eye.
Guard Rex
Wants to help make people feel safe and loved. He’s also always ready to use his ability to entertain and raise money for good causes.
Let’s get sticky with some barbecue sauce baby, brush it on! unnnh.
She’s bringing frosting back!
Sister Kaitlyn Timbercakes
Hello! I am hoping to spread a message of equality in Johnson city and other surrounding areas. I am from Denver and see a lot of opportunities to make the community more available to those who don’t know there is one and are looking. I am very interested in anything that achieves spreading the word of Little City Sisters or promotes a message of love.
Space NUN, Space NUN, Space NUUUUUUN!
Weatherwax
I put on the paint and feel like the bestest, prettiest, silliest, lovingest version of myself. My sister self is all of my favorite parts of myself set loose to go play with my friends.
I love Ketchup, not catsup, or the one with corn syrup.
Leave the corn alone! It prefers butter.
Ohana means family!
Guard Pup Tyr
“The reason I became a guard for LCS was to be there for the sisters when they are in need of help. Also, to be part of something good for both the lgbtqia+ and pup communities.
Cucumbers, they are not a condiment, but you can put a condom on them.